1. Two women sat at one of my tables tonight. The one who paid handed me a credit card. I took it to the computer and swiped it. As I was getting the printed copies, I decided to actually check all the info on the card, something I never do, but for once, I just happened to look. The woman's name was Diana Urrea. I hope you all know where this one is going. I about lost my shit.
2. It was 11:05 PM and my restaurant had been closed for an hour. This usually means nothing to the idiots who dine out. A table of two guys and I had the following conversation as I was cleaning tables around them.
Man- So, uh, what time do you all close?
Me- About an hour ago.
Man- Oh shit, wow, we're here so late! (laughing) So what does that mean for us?
Me- That means you should probably be going soon.
Both men laughed, but they left very quickly.
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